Karen

She has two buckles, but just on one shoe,
each one gold and very shiny too.
Her smile is bright and stretches from ear to ear. But when she's angry, it's a sight to fear.
Like many girls she has one wish.
To be a famous model, actress, wizard, reality tv star, author, presenter, dj, fashion designer, Kate Moss...or not.
What she really wants, is to be a bird,
but in reality - she's a cross between sammy davis jr and Dame Thora Hird.