The Gang of Bees

Mister was minding his own business when he was assualted by a Gang of Bees.

They hailed from Yorshire but had all of a sudden left the sunny dales to persue something they knew they would not like once they got to it .

Unfortunate and questionable as this life is - Mister just happened to be that it.

They say the Gang of Bees left no trace of Mister. Except for his shoes, they didnt like his shoes.

Riddles Under The Table .

Old Lady Madam
hails from Balham,
with tuppence and fur balls to spare
She has a small locket
which sits in her pocket
she's all on her own with no care.


Young Master Tom
don't know where he's from
had no friends who wanted to play
So he bought a knife
to rid all the strife
Now he's got all his life to pray


Tilly and Milly
Boy were they silly,
competing for ones' affections
Neither one dared to ask
Milly thought she could mask,
Tilly died from the stupid infection

So here ends the gory and sad sad story of things that are unfortunately true - lonliness is impending, death by knife neverending and unsafe sex leads to life and death too.