Old Lady Madam
hails from Balham,
with tuppence and fur balls to spare
She has a small locket
which sits in her pocket
she's all on her own with no care.
Young Master Tom
don't know where he's from
had no friends who wanted to play
So he bought a knife
to rid all the strife
Now he's got all his life to pray
Tilly and Milly
Boy were they silly,
competing for ones' affections
Neither one dared to ask
Milly thought she could mask,
Tilly died from the stupid infection
So here ends the gory and sad sad story of things that are unfortunately true - lonliness is impending, death by knife neverending and unsafe sex leads to life and death too.
