BIC pen Vs Me pt 1

My Bic Pen is ridiculous.
I swear it had a lid.
One time its' lid was blue
but my Bic pen is Black!
Decietful plastic thing,
Can you imagine?
Thinking its a blue pen
but ending up with black!
That is so ridiculous
I want throw it away
I will throw it away.
It annoys me...